Because pregnant Rules Unclear

Seeing his daughter's adolescence in the world "free style", then a mother gives a rule to the Princess, "Princess If there was a man fingering Sekwilda (About a chest region) You, you have to say" No ", If There's a man fingered in a span of below your navel, then you ought to say "stop", is that you must remember and obey the mother of the Princess said.

Hearing that, the lady who was obedient and good, save his mother's words in the liver and is determined to implement the rules.

Some time has passed, The Princess was pregnant. The Angry Mother extraordinary, and The Princess snapped, "why did you get pregnant, you little naughty, not obedient to the advice of parents," Hearing that, the Princess burst into tears and said the mother, "Mom, I obey the same advice mother ", The Mother getting angry and said" so why did you get pregnant putriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii? snapped her out loud.

"Mother, mother's time, say if there Sekwilda fingered man, I have to say" no "is not, then if any man touch an inch below my navel, I have to say" stop "is not it?, I still remember Mom, said the Princess with more tears welling.

So what can you get pregnant? Said Mother.

The Princess replied: "The time he touched his chest and under my belly button once, and those times I also remember mom's words, I said" Do not Stop "

The Mother: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa $%^$%$%^$%$%$%$ 5 ?????!!!!

Humor Stories of adults above, then we can conclude that it must provide clear rules, then who accept the rules are also very categorically accepted rules.

Funny story above also gives the sense that it must interpret the rules to see the purpose of that rule in this regard so that the Princess was not pregnant outside of marriage. The daughter should be given towards understanding it, sehhingga at such events he is more alert, rather than follow the rules that were not on target.

Thus first friends funny story wise this time, May be useful for the readers of this blog. Actually I still have a few other wise funny story, on another occasion I will fit again. Okey .. Nice day HV.

Creating a home advertising Blog

1. It should be the main requirement of a blog becomes a place for advertisers sasarn is traffic. and traffic requires patience, time, motivation and information
2. Once again, traffic, traffic and traffic .. To obtain a high traffic blog design is not required that "super well", but rather rely on the content or "post that well". Without visitors .. then design a "super well" that we make will sia2 .. even advertisers will think many - times if you want to put an ad on a blog that minimal visitors to our blog though our design is very very interesting.
so if you're a new blogger who wants to start blogging .. do not mess around with the design, just use a simple design. Things you need to consider further is the CONTENT.
3. Begin by writing something that is true - you really understand. Do not be tempted to write a lively topic if you do not really - really understand it. it is important that you do not run out of ideas or materials written at a later date.
4. Always leave the link URL you're finished writing your blog any comments or fill out the forum. You can also suck up traffic by writing the article directories like Ezinearticles.com, goarticles.com, searchwarp.com, Ehow.com, usfreeads.com, squidoo.com, Digg.com etc., and do not forget ninggalin your URL link in the article you.

5. Before you select and search for doamin name for your blog, it helps you see the first keyword - the keyword which is often used in search engines and select the appropriate to the theme of your blog, thus the name of your blog will appear more frequently in the SE (you can use keyword selector tool is widely spread in om google)
6. If you already have a domain, your domain daftarin disearch immediately popular engines like Google, Msn, Yahoo, Aol etc..
7. Free promotion of free and siip is to make a video about your blog and uploaded on youtube.com, metacafe.com, Google video etc.
8. hmm .. another free promotion you can earn through social situs2 friendship such as Facebook.com. myspace.com. hi5.com, tagged.com, Zenzuu.com, Yuwie.com, Toksee.com, friendster.com etc.
lef wrote mile link in your profile and siap2 flooded traffic
9. before there is a direct advertisers who book a place on your blog, you can follow-up ad programs like adsense and adbrite popular, high traffic and while waiting for a message from advertisers .. you can earn money from the program, but kl better follow-up program you pake wrote as an English language blog that you use
10. search the blog topic or bahasannya same or at least similar - similar to blogging, jadiin their friends and exchange links. This proved very effective way to ningkatin traffic you know both sides.
11. now is the time for you to pray .. it initially needs a lot of effort and of course takes time and patience as well, but certainly the results obtained in the end will make you amazed - amazed.
do not be surprised if many advertisers whose messages will place ads on your blog because you are a high traffic .. so do not be surprised at kl ntar emailed traffic by hosting parties because you're too high, hehe ..
yes .. the spirit of continued success ..

Amazing Sex, Let's Play Your Mouth

Couples making love (Photo: Gettyimages)
EXPLORATION bed should not rely on sexual position you choose, but it could also play other parts. One of them, maximize the use of the mouth as penggugah passion.

Bored with sex action that tend to be boring? Try changing your bed agenda focused not simply on the position that done, but at other techniques that can be tried.

As a variation, you can try to explore her body using his mouth. It is necessary to create a different sensation for you and your partner. The trick, try starting with the above partner's body in a state with no clothes or using lace lingerie get her excited, as quoted by Glamour.

In order for the situation heats up, you can try to move from the bottom of the foot to explore one by one with your mouth. Previously, touch gently and continue to leave footprints in your mouth licking every inch of her body.

So the game gets hot, play your fingers when your mouth around his body. Move slowly back to the top to meet his lips. In this section, snapped godalah finger on his lips and into his mouth. Suck on her lips as she slowly tickled her cheek. To get an impression sexy, tongue play by turning up biting her lip.

With such sensations, guaranteed he would not stand squirm because heat sensation in her body that you play. Sex tonight was running hotter.

32 Characteristics of Si He (probably) Cheating

Men "sweet" can not be seen all sorts can be a swinger. Starting from a small affair to heavy affair that continues to bed! Mark the characteristics!
Not that should be suspicious of your partner. But, like anecdotes "cat presented with salted fish must be immediately struck by", who is not tempted if there is someone who is constantly trying to attract our attention. Because they often meet, chat, and finally each vent, infidelity was more likely to occur. Moreover, when the chance of the relationship with your partner, too, was like a dark cloud.
But, of course, does not mean the solution is to supervise and interrogate the couple for nearly 24 hours. Importantly, create a conducive relationship between the two of you, and learn to read the signs jelly possibility of infidelity. That way, betrayal can be stopped, and the relationship you both still be saved.
So, what are the early signs are any indication? Marcella Bakur and Raymon B. Green in their book, 180 Telltale Signs Hates Are Cheating and How to Catch Them, reveals 32 signs of an emotional person who was having an affair.

1. He's more attention than usual. This is because he feels guilty about it to you. However, the attention will slowly decrease and eventually disappear after the affair deepened.
2. He starts showering you with gifts. Just as the first point, it did because he felt guilty about betraying you. By giving gifts that she can overcome her guilt.
3. His behavior makes you feel something is wrong. Trust your instincts. No matter with the same instincts you "blinded" themselves from the truth that exists. You're the most out of habit, routine, and his attitude everyday. So, Be suspicious if all that changed.
4. He began more and more contentious. This is the reason to be angry and went to see his mistress. However, it could also be due to mixed feelings after betraying you.
5. Always discuss the possibility of your relationship ends. Beware if he started saying, "What do you do if our relationship ended?" or, "If something happens to us both, I will always love you as a friend." Just so you know, wishing sentence-if it's because there are others who will accept it gladly so your relationship ends.
6. She's like when you are experiencing PMS. He seemed pleased and excited when it will go out of the house alone, and instantly lethargic and weak as to be near you.
7. He rarely talked to you and be "cool" like an ice cube, do not care about your feelings.
8. His musical tastes suddenly changed. Because so more often listen to favorite music "the boyfriend", she was so involved liked the music.
9. Low self-esteem. Not that then he must have cheated. However, such people are generally inclined to seek security and positive feedback from others. Well, one way to get it, yes, through infidelity.
10. He constantly criticize others (opposite sex). This was his attempt to make you think that people like that is not his favorite type, even though she secretly interested.
11. She became more frequent giving criticism to you.
12. His emotions become more easily provoked to your comments, even though a neutral comment.
13. He no longer paying attention to you, children, and family life.
14. He started to like playing "hide and seek" when you are nearby. For example, often very close the door or go away when talking on the phone.
15. He never again praise your appearance.
16. He began to stop saying "I love you.
17. He looked uncomfortable or appear to feel guilty when you do good things for him.
18. He actually accused you who do not have an affair despite strong evidence.
19. He prefers to spend time with her friends than with you.
20. He began not interested in talking about the future of your marriage together.
21. He no longer showed his affection to you.
22. He prefers reading or watching television than talking or having sex with you.
23. He often talked about being experienced by other people, especially the opposite sex.
24. He began using the words of humor or jokes and opinions that differ from the usual, which does not reflect itself.
25. He's getting no attention to his children. Children also feel there is something wrong with their father.
26. He's like pulling away and away. But when you ask for it all, he did not want to talk about it.
27. He did not seem to concentrate and not show his passion during lovemaking.
28. He always seemed surprised or confused every morning. This is because not sure who he was in bed awake.
29. You heard him mention the name of a person delirious (a girl's name of course) more than once.
30. Your friends and family members often see the tension between you two, even long before you knew it.
31. He's easy to feel "threatened" when you're wondering about a few things to him, and felt like being interrogated.
32. Sleep patterns change from the usual and seemed restless.
Well, if the signs are also available on your partner? If so, beware.